The Disguise
No clear head shot (what are you hiding?)
The Red Flag
Rude gestures, drugs/alcohol, cleavage/bare chest
The Comedian
You think it’s hysterical, but you’re laughing alone.
The 5-Min Special
It took you 5 minutes to throw this up – and it shows.
The Ghost
There’s nothing there.
The James Dean
If you’re too cool for this, why are you here?
The Cardboard Cutout
We’ve seen this profile a million times.
The Echo Chamber
Beaches, hiking, travel, partner in crime, yadda yadda
The Wallflower
You play it so safe you’re hardly there.
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